meme_bot/app/workers/random_salutation.rb

class RandomSalutation

  def short
    [
      'Hi there!',
      'Hello',
      'Greetings!'
    ].shuffle.first
  end

  def medium
    [
      "Well hello! So nice to see you here.",
    ].shuffle.first
  end

  def long
    [
      "My, what a wonderful day. Wouldn't you agree? I mean, it's even better now that you are here! Amirite?",
    ].shuffle.first
  end

end