meme_bot/app/workers/random_salutation.rb

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class RandomSalutation
def short
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[
'Hi there!',
'Hello',
'Greetings!'
].shuffle.first
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end
def medium
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[
"Well hello! So nice to see you here.",
].shuffle.first
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end
def long
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[
"My, what a wonderful day. Wouldn't you agree? I mean, it's even better now that you are here! Amirite?",
].shuffle.first
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end
end